Whoever Winds up Being My 100th Follower...
…send me a photo when it happens and I will film myself masturbating onto it.* This is a GUARANTEED action that will very definitely happen.* I will not renege on this promise!* Rest assured that you will witness me ejaculating onto a photograph of you.* Take advantage of this hot offer now!**
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*These are all very possibly lies.
** Offer not applicable anywhere.
