Dear Cute Asian Girl Working at the Grocery Store
I worry about you.
You seem to possess infinite reservoirs of energy. You’re always running around the store getting things for customers, or riding carts across the parking lot, or jumping over concrete barriers like an Olympic hurdler, your pony-tailed hair bouncing and thrashing about.
You are not the most adorable Asian girl I’ve ever seen, but you more than make up for it with all of this spunk.
I’m afraid that some day, somebody’s going to put you in a van and you will never be heard from again.
That is all.
Signed,
A concerned shopper.
