Oh My, Everyone!
I’ve just realized that if you call somebody’s message inbox an “askhole”, which sounds sort of like “asshole”, then exploit that pun every single motherfucking time that you talk about asking or being asked questions, that it will sound like everybody around here is having anal sex with everybody else all the goddamn time. Furthermore, I predict that this joke will be endlessly fucking hilarious and will never, not even for one cocksucking second, stop being the funniest shit ever!
It works like this:
Got a question, anybody? Then why don’t you (wait for it…) STICK IT IN MY ASKHOLE?
HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my stomach hurts! Too funny!
