Bark Bark Crash Crash

The little dog in the neighbors’ house is barking at nothing.  It is alone in the house.  I was just outside, and it went nuts barking and barking and barking.  It’s barking right now as I type this.

While I was outside, I heard thumps and crashes coming from inside the neighbors’ house while the dog was barking.  I suspect that it’s destroying their house while it runs around barking at invisible demons.

Bark bark bark.

Still going.

I love dogs, but I’m seriously considering murdering this one.