You Win, Fresh Market

I won’t be coming to your store for anything more complicated than a bag of chips and a Coke anymore, because:

  • You are too incompetent to keep even tofu on hand consistently.
  • You carry the crappy version of everything I need to buy.
  • You have stopped supplying carry baskets at the front door, meaning I need to grab  a cart every time I anticipate buying more than two handfuls of groceries.
  • Your deli sucks, your butcher shop sucks, and your bakery sucks.

So, at long last, I have decided, even though you have a cute, spunky Asian girl working for you, to stop patronizing your grocery store.  There is a Harmon’s just two more minutes’ drive from you, and even though it takes longer to get in and out of there, and even though their parking lot is a death trap of befuddled old people who don’t watch where they’re driving, I would rather risk those inconveniences than be disappointed by your low-rent bullshit every time I try to buy dinner.

Sincerely,

But that Asian girl is still pretty cute.