In Style

One of the ways that human beings distinguish ourselves is by the way we present ourselves to the world.  Our own “personal style”, which is a bit of a misnomer, because almost any “unique” style is actually cribbed from somebody else.  It’s the easiest visual shorthand, a quick way to show people what you’re all about by mimicking the look of somebody who is famous for being into the same thing.

But what happens when you are just all fucking confused as to who that person is?

For instance, what if you can’t tell if your personal style icon is Tom Petty:

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Or Freddy Krueger?

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Perhaps you are one of those confused individuals who can’t decide if he wants to emulate Shaquille O’neal:

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Or R.J. MacReady:

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What DO you do then, hotshot?  I guess you could just cobble together disparate elements from both of your heroes into one compellingly baffling outfit, if you were a crazy person.  You could then actually appear, in real, live Technicolor, on the streets of Salt Lake City, USA, potentially causing Kevin to either crash his car or barf up his Burger King breakfast.

Nice try, guys, but I hate you.