This is the card that somebody put on the car windshield, before a huge rainstorm followed by the typical scorching Utah sun fused the cardstock permanently to the glass. I guess a great way to spread the love of Jesus is by fucking up people’s car windows and forcing them to scrub and scrape until your sleazy advertisement is gone.
Hey, Rock Church, remind me to firebomb your fucking ass the next time I’m in your neighborhood.

