They're Not All Winners
Last night (technically, this morning) at work, two co-workers were discussing a woman who one was really attracted to, but the other wasn’t too hot on. The first co-worker remarked that maybe it was just the woman’s pheromones, that whenever he got next to her, he just lost his mind.
At that point, I said, “Once, I was really in love with a koala, but looking back now, I think it might have just been his bear-omones!”
In my defense, it was around 4 o’clock in the morning and I was incredibly tired.
