Hungry Like Kevin http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com Most recent posts at Hungry Like Kevin posterous.com Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:00:00 -0800 Remember the Fish at the End of Faith No More's "Epic" Video? Yeah, Like That. http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/remember-the-fish-at-the-end-of-faith-no-more http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/remember-the-fish-at-the-end-of-faith-no-more

As I sit here, I can feel my heart thudding and fluttering in my chest. I have some sort of diastolic murmur or something, which the doctor says, "Always, 100% of the time, means something bad." I've concocted a visual representation of my murmuring heart. When I picture it, I see a perch flip-flopping on the bottom of my father's aluminum boat--terrified, suffocating--when I was a kid in grade school.

That's my heart: fighting for life in a hostile environment while stupid white people grin and congratulate themselves for murdering it.

I hated fishing, by the way, just in case that wasn't clear.

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Thu, 03 Feb 2011 14:58:00 -0800 Die or Get off the Pot http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/die-or-get-off-the-pot http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/die-or-get-off-the-pot

My phone isn't working right now, so a friend got the call from the clinic that there's something unusual in my blood test results.

Something.

They don't have the authority to tell her what it is, and I'm still not capable of calling them back, so it looks like I just have to sit around for a couple days wondering what the hell is wrong with me now.

I'd much rather deal with something sudden and catastrophic than this fucking dying-by-inches.

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Wed, 02 Feb 2011 17:29:00 -0800 Apt Description http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/apt-description http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/apt-description

My doctor described me today as something of a death-flirting extreme sports enthusiast, except instead of BASE jumping, I like to ride my fucked-up heart right up to the brink of disaster before I get it taken care of.

I do everything to the extreme, motherfuckers.

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