Hungry Like Kevin http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com Most recent posts at Hungry Like Kevin posterous.com Mon, 16 May 2011 21:55:00 -0700 My Apologies http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/my-apologies http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/my-apologies

I really don't intend for every post I make here on Posterous to be about the flaws and failures of Tumblr, but JESUS, the fucking drama! Everybody's all in some panty-twist over there about something right now, and just visiting my dashboard to check in with old friends is such a fucking chore. I think the only way I can even stand to visit over there is if I go through the people I read with a large scythe and just gut my dash.

I'm sure I'll eventually get there with this place, too, if I can find enough people worth reading.

Posterous, promise me you'll never become like high school. I already did that. I don't need to do it again at the place I go to to read creative people and be (hopefully) funny.

 

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Sun, 15 May 2011 13:35:00 -0700 Who Needs to Be Followed? http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/who-needs-to-be-followed http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/who-needs-to-be-followed

Perhaps my few humble Posterous subscribers would be so kind as to recommend some must-read blogs? That would be much appreciated, thank you.

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Sun, 15 May 2011 10:38:00 -0700 Meme Roster for Posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/meme-roster-for-posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/meme-roster-for-posterous

One of the things I'll miss just so, so terribly about Tumblr is that every day over there has some stupid theme associated with it that there is tremendou peer pressure to participate in. Sexy Sex Thursdays, or Truthful Tuesdays, or random, "Hey, everybody, show your butts to strangers" days that people declare whenever they feel like it.

Boy! That sure is fun. Sure gonna miss that aspect of my Tumblr dashboard, yep.

In an attempt to make Posterous just as friggin' fun as Tumblr, here are some ideas for some theme days.

SUNDAY: Scumday! Tell us about the scummiest things you've ever done! Did you steal your grandma's Social Security checks to buy meth? Did you pleasure yourself while watching nubile middle schoolers undressing in a window across the street? Haha, go ahead and tell the Internet about it. It's all in good fun!

MONDAY: Morbid Monday! Contemplate the empty eternity that is death. How does it make you feel to know that you will not live forever? Post about this. FUN!

TUESDAY: Tossin' Tuesday! Just go right ahead and masturbate in front of the whole Internet. It's what you're metaphorically doing with all of these memes and theme days anyway, so you might as well stop pretending.

WEDNESDAY: Willem DaWednesday! Pics, images, gifs, and Penthouse Forum letters about Willem Dafoe!. In my estimation, he doesn't get enough Internet love, what with Johnny Depp and Christopher Walken stealing it all. This is a completely legitimate and not at all idiotic thing to do on Wednesday.

THURSDAY: Thufferin' Thuccotash Thursday! Post a vid or audio post of you...lisping! Haha! This will never stop being hilarious, even after you've done it twenty times!

FRIDAY: Furious Friday! Who pisses you off on the Internet? Call them out and tell them exactly how much they infuriate you. Yeah, burn some fucking bridges! Internet drama happens all the time; it might as well have its own day.

SATURDAY: Insatiable Saturday! Apparently, people on social networks are really horny and nobody's getting enough sex. Why not whine about it in a long, needy post? That'll be fun, right? No better people to air your sexual frustrations to than virtual strangers that live in the magic box on your desk, after all.

Whew!

There you go, Posterous. I thought long and hard about these (seriously, at least, like, ten seconds of thought went into every one), and I think everybody will agree that they will improve the Posterous experience considerably. They might even convince some Tumblr people to flee that sinking ship and come someplace where everything works.

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Sat, 29 Jan 2011 12:52:00 -0800 Tumblr... http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/tumblr http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/tumblr

...is, as usual, not loading right now. But look what is! Yes, it's Posterous, the blogging site that for some fucking reason nobody seems to like as much. Is it not cute and cuddly enough? Do you feel awkward using a superior blogging platform to post photos of your cleavage?

Whee! I'm postin' like a muhfuckah up in here!

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Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:19:00 -0800 The Real Reason More People Aren't Flocking to Posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/the-real-reason-more-people-arent-flocking-to http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/the-real-reason-more-people-arent-flocking-to

The name.

Let's be honest here: "Posterous" is a terrible, terrible name for a social blogging platform. It doesn't make any sense. It's easy to forget. More to the point, you can't make an endless stream of cutesy puns with it.

Whoever came up with that name shot the whole operation right in the foot from the get-go.

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Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:50:00 -0800 Bitch, Bitch, Bitch http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/bitch-bitch-bitch http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/bitch-bitch-bitch

Everybody on Tumblr is bitching about Tumblr. Again. It's freaking out. Again. Nothing works right. Again.

I've shown them a very similar website in which everything works most of the time. I've shown them how you can easily set things up to post to your Tumblr, so that your Tumblr friends won't miss any of your posts. I've shown them how commenting works better on Posterous. Posterous, basically, is an infinitely superior version of Tumblr, just without the comfy Tumblr cutesiness that I guess they need, because they just keep bitching about Tumblr while making no effort to improve their blogging experience in any way.

I keep hearing about how the "community" and the "people" are why people stay there. Well, guess what: if you all come to Posterous, where they have their shit together, then the "people" and "community" will all be here.

Just sayin'.

You can either make a change and come somewhere where bitching about the crappy service isn't an accepted part of the experience, or you can keep wallowing in shit and complaining about it.

I approve this message.

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:34:00 -0800 Wish List http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/wish-list http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/wish-list

I already have a wish list for what I hope is coming with the next Posterous update:

  • A private message function.
  • A real-time updating subscriptions list. What you have has already proven itself woefully inadequate, and if you're going to compete with Tumblr's Dashboard, this is going to have to improve immensely.
  • A decent image uploader that I can actually use (on the way, I hope).

That's is for now. I'm sure that more will occur to me.

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:58:00 -0800 Yep... http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/yep http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/yep

...I just offered to suck a woman's dick in a comment on her post, so it would appear that the essence of Kevin has survived the transition from Tumblr. Good news, everyone!

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:43:00 -0800 Shiny New Posterous Needs Post http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/shiny-new-posterous-needs-post http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/shiny-new-posterous-needs-post

Fry

Unfortunately, I can't think of anything to put here. I'm still sort of weirded out by the newness of everything, and I don't want to "commit" to it, I guess, by actually putting anything here. All monkeys fear change. Maybe just by barfing up a bunch of text, I'll pop my cherry, so to speak, and the posts will start pouring out of me like babies from a small-town high school girl.

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:20:00 -0800 Greetings, Posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/greetings-posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/greetings-posterous

Here is my first official post here. So far, I'm in love with this site, except for the fact that image uploading doesn't seem to be working for me at all. Posterous is supposed to be working on a new one, so hopefully that will happen soon, since I like images, as you can see by all the posts I imported from Tumblr.

There's plenty for the curious to sift through from my old blog. Follow it you like what you see. I'm a good follow.

 

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:28:00 -0800 This Post Was Generated at Posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/this-post-was-generated-at-posterous http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/this-post-was-generated-at-posterous

Yet it's appearing on my Tumblr!

This is how easy it is, people!

This is the new reality.  THIS is the future.

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