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1. Kim Carnes--"Bette Davis Eyes"

2. Alicia Bridges--"I Love the Nightlife"

3. The Village People--"In The Navy"

4. Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes--"Up Where We Belong"

5. Bette Midler--"Wind Beneath my Wings"

(Top Fives won't always be funny. Sometimes they're informative, and sometimes they're just about you sharing my pain.)

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Sat, 29 Jan 2011 01:18:00 -0800 Top Five: Things That Would Be More Comfortable to Wipe Yourself with Than the Paper in My Work Bathroom http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/top-five-things-that-would-be-more-comfortabl http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/top-five-things-that-would-be-more-comfortabl

1. A fistful of granola.

2. A cowboy boot.

3. The 1984 Academy Award for Best Sound Editing.

4. Abraham Lincoln.

5. Stonehenge.

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Wed, 26 Jan 2011 13:16:00 -0800 Top Five: Things Batman Always Forgets to Take on Vacation http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/top-five-things-batman-always-forgets-to-take http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/top-five-things-batman-always-forgets-to-take

1. Bat-Dramamine.

2. Bat-condoms.

3. Bottled Bat-water.

4.The name of that delightful little cafe that Black Canary told him about.

5. Robin.

 

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Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:02:00 -0800 Top Five: Lines Least Likely to Be Delivered by Bruce Willis http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/top-five-lines-least-likely-to-be-delivered-b http://hungrylikekevin.posterous.com/top-five-lines-least-likely-to-be-delivered-b

1. "People, please! There must be some way that we can solve this dispute without violence!"

2. "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't express yourself with such harsh language."

3. "Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!"

4. "There's a right way to do things, and there's a wrong way. The right way is in this book: the NYPD code of conduct. Remember that, rookie. We don't make our own rules."

5. "I'm not a hero. I'm just a simple man who really, really, really likes having sex with men."

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