Eegah! Fire Scare Thog! But Pretty Girl Soothe Thog's Wary Mind! Thog Buy Things from Her!
Easy: this time the person selling me was ridiculously cute. The photo above is not a photo of her, of course: it's just a random image I grabbed off the Internet. If anything, she was cuter than this, not just physically, but her whole attitude was just adorable as hell. She was so new in her job that she didn't even have business cards yet, and she sort of giggled at some of her flubs and was slightly nervous about the whole thing, possibly because she was unused to serving customers who possess such blistering sexual charisma (but probably just because she was new in her position).
And her last name, if I'm reading her handwriting correctly, is Hotya, which is maybe the best name ever for a cute blond woman.
Anyway, every time I think I'm some sort of "evolved gentleman" and above such things, along comes a pretty girl to remind me that I'm nothing more than a big, dumb male.
