Top Five: Things That Would Be More Comfortable to Wipe Yourself with Than the Paper in My Work Bathroom
1. A fistful of granola.
2. A cowboy boot.
3. The 1984 Academy Award for Best Sound Editing.
4. Abraham Lincoln.
5. Stonehenge.

1. A fistful of granola.
2. A cowboy boot.
3. The 1984 Academy Award for Best Sound Editing.
4. Abraham Lincoln.
5. Stonehenge.