Now Is the Time for All Good Men to Come to My Aid, by Which I Mean Give me $20
I set up a car payment for the 31st that will take all but about $7 of what I have in the bank account right now. So, I essentially have that much to survive on for all of next week. That is lame.
LAME.
Anyway, if you need me, I'll be the guy eating macaroni and cheese for dinner every day who doesn't even know when he'll be able to defecate next because he's out of toilet paper. I guess now's as good a time as any to kick caffeine. WARNING: I'm going to be a real dick for the following week.
