Internet, I present to you the new LOLcat: the danzkid.
How does one make a danzkid? It is very simple. You simply grab an image of a child character from an 80's film and superimpose a Danzig-era Misfits lyric upon it.
Why?
WHY?
Why does anybody do anything on the Internet? I believe that the danzkid is poised to become the next big Interthing. It's pointless, pop-culturally wanky and is also ripe with pretentious fartsiness if you're doing it right.
For examples, see here:
And here:
And also here:
This is what the hipster Internet kids are going to be doing next week everybody!
"Oh, you're still putting captions on cats? Yeah...I was really into that for, like, a minute back in 2009."
Jump on the danzkid train!