Truer Words Were Never Printed on an Image of a Bust of Plato

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Sometimes, man...sometimes, you come across some wisdom, and you're like, "Damn! That's some serious wisdom! I'd better slap those words on an image of the person who said them and put it on the Internets, like, stat!" (I assume that you are a retarded medical doctor in this hypothetical situation.)

Anyway, since I am incapable of coming up with wise words of my own, obviously, I present these words to you, spoken ages ago by an old Greek guy. Let them guide you in times of darkness, like a bottle of magical Elvish sunshine.

Danzkids

Internet, I present to you the new LOLcat: the danzkid.

How does one make a danzkid? It is very simple. You simply grab an image of a child character from an 80's film and superimpose a Danzig-era Misfits lyric upon it.

Why?

WHY?

Why does anybody do anything on the Internet? I believe that the danzkid is poised to become the next big Interthing. It's pointless, pop-culturally wanky and is also ripe with pretentious fartsiness if you're doing it right.

For examples, see here:

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And here:

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And also here:

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This is what the hipster Internet kids are going to be doing next week everybody!

"Oh, you're still putting captions on cats? Yeah...I was really into that for, like, a minute back in 2009."

Jump on the danzkid train!