This Is Why I Hate Most Memes
(Except for the ones I invent that nobody else participates in.)
There's a meme bouncing around right now that goes like this: hit the random article button at Wikipedia, and whatever comes up is the name of your genitals. Haha, right? Everybody's posting stuff like "Yangtze river" or "strike force" and other funny stuff. What did I wind up with?
Hey! Where's my funny penis nickname? Then I realized something: most people are cheating, just hitting the random button until something funny comes up, which really defeats the entire purpose of the meme. And really, isn't that what everybody does when a meme like this rolls around? Just fake it to make it, right? That's what the Internet is all about. If you're gonna do that, you might as well just make something up.
In that spirit, I'd like to announce my new totally legitimate Wikipedia random article penis name:
Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla.
Please use this name when referring to my penis from now on (it comes up in your personal conversations all the time, I'm sure), since it was totally accurately named by Wikipedia with no assistance from myself whatsoever.

