Please Let This Be True
Apparently, the virtually talentless bag of cinematic retardation and self-promoting flatulence known as Kevin Smith has claimed in an interview that after he makes an upcoming hockey movie, he plans to retire from film-making. Are we supposed to be sad about that? The man should never be allowed near movie-making equipment. Even his "best" movies are nigh unwatchable. The only things he's good at are talking about himself, selling merchandise, and convincing an entire generation of undiscerning movie watchers that he legitimately has something to say besides, "Hey, mom! Look at me, I mades a moovee!"
I'd love to believe him, but considering that he lies about shit all the time, I'm not going to get too excited. Smith loves attention, and the best way to get it is to keep rolling out shitty movies.