You Know What Sucks?
Being separated by somebody you really care about by around 80 bucks worth of gas.
Which country to we need to invade next so that I don't have to spend myself broke to see my ladyfriend?

Being separated by somebody you really care about by around 80 bucks worth of gas.
Which country to we need to invade next so that I don't have to spend myself broke to see my ladyfriend?
Because she...
...thinks about things.
...makes me laugh.
...is cuter than a wet kitten.
...also likes me so damn much.
...knows things that I don't, and vice versa.
...indulges me.
...agrees on the important stuff.