Is EVERYBODY on Tumblr a Pervert...

...or just the people I've picked to follow? I'm not one to judge, after all: I love naked girls and enjoy watching them doing many, many private and explicit things.

But I have other interests, too, and to be honest, I'm getting a little sick of the peek-a-boo photo memes and the sharing of sexual secrets and the whole "drunk college girls at the bar" atmosphere.

I like to flirt, and I like being flirted with; I like being dirty and I like dirty girls. But...just...fucking enough already. I get it: you all want to fuck each other. Please just do it and get it over with or find another way to interact with each other in public.

You're all boring the shit out of me.

(P.S. The ask box is still open for smut. That's where it belongs, after all.)

It's a Tradition

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Putting photos of girls on the toilet on my blogs is something I tend to do to weed out the Sensitive Sues who might be offended by future posts, although you have to admit, this is a pretty chaste girl-on-toilet pic. She's not even peeing or anything.

Now that that's out of the way, I promise it won't happen again any time soon. But you never know when something like this will happen, and that's sort of the point, isn't it?