This Really Happened

I was at work. I was helping a man with an item he had on hold. He said his name was Thor Wolfsbane. This man was black. As we were talking, he said, "There's something you don't see very often." I turned around to see what he was talking about, and there was an honest-to-goodness albino Chinese woman.

So, unless you spoke to an African Viking while surrounded by Asian ghosts, I think it's safe to declare my day more awesome than yours.